Promoing at the beach
Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.
follow the yellow dick-road
science side of tumblr? explain?
levitate egg sackiatoo
yeah okay thanks hp fandom
the burning candle uses up all the oxygen in the bottle, which creates and a vacuum, and the resulting suction makes the egg go nyooom.
Thank you science side
I AM HERE FOR EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS.
It is a testament to this website that I immediately thought she had shorn off his ass with a sword and not that she had stolen his treasure
omfg are you telling me she didnt just cut ff his ass?
I literally do not care about your gender, sexuality or skin colour.
I literally only care about whether you’re a nice fucking human being or not.
so basically you’re racist, sexist and homophobic
how exactly could you have come remotely close to that conclusion
"This touch was a gift given to him, but not by anyone in particular. There was no books, no instructions, no manufacturer’s warranty. It just was." ~ The Narrator
"Everyone has a part of themselves they hide, even from the people they love most. And you dont have forever, none of us ever do."
I think this might be my favourite scene in all the Pirates of the Caribbean films. I can’t decide whose reaction I like best: Davy Jones’ look of sheer pride after ruining Will’s tea, Will’s look of “For fuck’s sake, I was drinking that” as it goes flying out of his hand, or Beckett’s look of horror at the sight of wasted tea.
#British problems on the high seas.
BUT look at his face
so proud of his new shield and then peggy shoots him
sassy even before lucifer took over his body
Maybe you need to be full of sass so Luci is comfortable with your body.
OH GOD I’VE LOST CONTROL
ok listen you’ve still got a couple of options here
You just have to shift your perspective.
How can you function like that
My body is ready.
I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?
…it is ice cream and caramel
why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple
did the tumblr community bully someone away about fucking food