I am reading an essay called Male-Male Desire in Pharaonic Egypt (by Alex Clayden) which is actually pretty good
I just need to draw attention to this little gem of a pick-up line
Attention, followers: you now know how to write “nice ass” in hieroglyphics.
all i ever wanted out of life tbh
Still love the fact that I know the guy who wrote this and used to work with him.
Anonymous asked: I LOVE NOTHING IN THE WORLD SO WELL AS YOU *draws massive sword obviously compensating for something* I would challenge any man who set foot in your land, your father does not know of my love for you.
Maybe you should tell him. I’m sure he’d love to know I’ll be his future son in law
Anonymous asked: Im a third anon who just wants you as a friend but doesnt want to seem desperate seeing as they have many friends that arent on the internet
You’re not desperate. Friends are cool.
Anonymous asked: just wondering
this bear is ready to protect my ass
you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever
Anonymous asked: When is your birthday?
Anonymous asked: Hello tis I the second anon it would do me a great honour to bestow my hand upon thee first anon. If only my respected father was not so stubborn! *swoons dramatically*
Anonymous asked: DON'T LEAVE FIRST ANON I PROTEST I LOVE THEE
okay you two have fun then
Anonymous asked: i decide i must marry second anon now k bye i decide i not love u no more. NO MORE. much sorry very marriage such love
Anonymous asked: Lady Beatrice, have you wept all this while?
Anonymous asked: y u do dat i luv second anon i blame this on u
Anonymous asked: I feel like im in a shitty historical romance novel I appear to be embroiled in a fight for your hand in marriage. Fuck all I wanted to do was suggest brohood or bffness but now I feel like paris and the other anon is romeo shit help im so confused
broness is cool let’s go with the brohood