Do you ever just lie there, and think that it would be very nice to just listen to someone talk? Not do anything with them, just fall asleep to the sound of them talking to you…
do you ever get cuddle frustrated? Not sexually frustrated, but just get really frustrated and asdfghklg because you’re not cuddling someone right now and you just really need to feel someone with their arms around you and bury your face in their neck and just feel them close
MY BROTHER TEXTED A RADIO STATION TO GIVE A SHOUTOUT AND THE RADIO STATION ACTUALLY READ IT OUT AND IT WAS “GREAT DAY AT THE BEACH WITH MY GIRL FROM HEYWOOD JABLOMI” AND THEY READ IT ALOUD AND THE ENTIRE RADIO WENT DEAD FOR A FEW SECONDS BECAUSE THEY REALIZED WHAT THEY SAID I’M LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD
I’m freaking out I don’t usually reblog this stuff but this is like incredible
Unrealistic body aside, Barbie’s pretty cool
stop for just one second.
think about all the people you’ve secretly had a crush on. all the people you’ve found attractive, but never said anything to. every stranger you’ve temporarily fallen in love with on public transportation. all the people you’ve dreamt of and thought of in the early mornings.
and now take a moment to realize that you have been this person for so many people… and you have no idea.
SOULLESS SAM, IS THAT YOU? YOUR SASS METER HAS REACHED SOULLESS PROPORTIONS.
you know how your voice sounds deeper to you than to anyone else?
imagine how benedict cumberbatch’s voice sounds to benedict cumberbatch
Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a huge waterfall
sharp rocks at the bottom?
bring it on
Approximately 1.8% of men are bisexual.
37% of Bisexual men have been raped, abused, or stalked, compared to 26% of Gay men and 29% of Straight men.
Bisexual men are more likely to have used Crystal Meth than the general population
Billie Joe Armstrong, David Bowie, Pete Townsend, Marlon Brando, Joe Dallesandro, Freddy Mercury, and Hans Christian Anderson (who was also believed to be asexual), are all bisexual/biromantic
I get really weird notions sometimes. Like, sometimes I want to climb a build to see the view from the top, then I want to sleep on a couch then I want to stare at the New York skyline and I can never do any of them and ugh
try to close someone’s eyes like a corpse when you’re bored of talking to them
Holy fuck Arthur was on some next level shit
Oh my god
JESUS HELEN GET AWAY FROM THAT